PROJECT PASTURE PREMIUM SOFT T-SHIRT
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PROJECT PASTURE PREMIUM SOFT T-SHIRT
Pasture raised. Ethically abducted.
Recall initiated. DNA confirmed. Upload in progress. Project Pasture is a classified operation masquerading as sustainable farming—where cows are tracked, tagged, and uploaded for interstellar redistribution. Featuring faux bureaucratic stamps, alien glyphs, and weaponized food ethics, this tee exposes the lies of bureaucracy and the paranoia is fosters in disruption. Pay attention before you become an intergalactic appetizer.
Artificial Perdition doesn't do fast fashion. Every MADE T-Shirt is printed to order — your order — which means nothing sits in a warehouse, nothing gets discarded, and nothing goes to landfill just to chase a trend.
MADE Tees are built of Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton from a manufacturer with documented commitments to ethical labor, safe working conditions, and reduced environmental impact throughout the supply chain. It's the entry point that doesn't cut corners on the things that matter.
Print on demand is the foundation. One order. One shirt. No overrun. No waste.
PRINT CARE INSTRUCTIONS FOR FABRIC LIFE AND DESIGN RETENTION
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Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. |
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Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. |
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Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration. |
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Do not dry clean. |